My Grampa

Something to say Happy Birthday to you...

My Grampa is a smashing chap,

His hair is like a cloud,

He has a rounded tummy

and he tends to speak quite loud.

He always makes us laugh,

he always makes  a joke,

Hes always causing trouble,

He is such a funny bloke!

Hes very kind and generous

And acts just like a boy

He always looks on the bright side

And brings lots of fun joy.

Hes done a lot of interesting things,

Like sold Roald Dahl a car.

He's even escaped from a casino

when the gambling went too far.

Hes very good at helping

If your trying to get something done...

he likes to work out how things work,

I think he finds it fun.

Sometimes he wears boxer shorts,

and sometimes khaki pants,

His hair is puffed up lovely

He's my super trendy gramps!

He sings along to funny songs,

With sometimes actions too...

Us Grandkids are all  very lucky

to have a Grampa like you.

He's always very sensible

You'll never find him drunk,

If he gets a little bit hungry

He will tell you that he's shrunk!

He likes a cornish pasty,

A banana or some cheese,

He might have knobbly knees but

He's always looking dapper

As his hair blows in the breeze.

He combs his locks to keep them nice,

They're thick and white and curly..

He tells me Im a very good boy,

and my brother to be a good girly.

I love my Grampa very much,

He always makes me smile,

Your the  best Grampa that there is,

With your original hair style.